1. I don't really like desserts or sweets much, but ice cream is my one true love! And my favorite is chocolate ice cream mmmmmmmm!!! But I don't like pies or many cakes or brownies or any of that stuff.
2. I take after my mom and watch Days of Our Lives every chance I get. I work two jobs right now and I'm lucky enough to schedule my break between the two of them from 1 to 2 so I get to watch it frequently (its on in the background now)! It is an amazing show! If anybody finds this weird or thinks I'm a freak, its my mom's fault so talk to her.
3. I just noticed that my right toenail is significantly longer and shaped
differently than my left one and it really bothers me. A few people have commented on it in the past but I never knew what they meant. And when I discovered it I told Jill and she acted like it was the only significant and noticeable aspect of me. Apparently everyone but me has noticed it! Now I can't stop looking at it. But I can't cut it any shorter without cutting my toe! I'm very bothered by this. Do you see it? I can't believe I never noticed!4. I adore hot pockets and lean pockets. They are my main meal. I eat hot pockets and green beans for dinner very frequently! Want to come over for dinner some time?
5. I rarely wear makeup. I hate the way my face feels with makeup on. And when I wear mascara I always get it smeared all over the place. I always feel like foundation and cover-up are clogging my pores. And its terrible because I have dark circles under my eyes so I look like death most often. Oh well.
6. My favorite movies are Superstar and Napoleon Dynamite! I love dumb movies and I will never stop! They are so funny to me and I have watched both of them hundreds of times and I still crack up when I watch them.
7. I haven't owned a swimsuit since I was in elementary school. I hate swimsuits and I refuse to spend money on them. If I want to go in water I will wear shorts and a tank top that I already have.
8. I can't swim! Perhaps thats why I don't buy swimsuits and rarely go swimming. I can swim in my parents pool that goes down to 10 feet but thats because I can see the bottom and I know I won't die. If I were plunged into a river or ocean I'd die without a doubt.
I don't really have many people linked on here yet except my mom and sister, who both tagged me, so I won't tag anyone.
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8 comments:
Well I for one don't know how any child of mine does not like sweets. I adore sugar. And your toenail. Ha, ha, ha ha ha. I never noticed that until I saw the photo.
You need to put a link on for Sarah, Lindsay and Kim.
Holy crap, you are such a freak. That toe...Good grief, whack the dang thing off. I still cannot BELIEVE you never noticed that. I'm in shock. Remember when you smashed your toe when we lived on 65th? And the nail eventually fell off? Well, that disgusting alien toenail came to replace the old, normal one and stayed from then on. You are undoubtedly a freak. And you don't like sweets. Man, you're a freak. But I'm with ya--chocolate is my favorite icecream in the world, though I'd appreciate it if you'd stop "accidentally" dropping a whole chunk on my chest, then groping around for it.
Oh Kelli, you are funny. Your family has the funniest blogs ever. I can't believe you don't like treats... and makeup. Have you tried just concealer under you eyes or an eye cream? By the way- most makeup doesn't clog pores, but I can understand what you mean when you say it "feels" like it does. It actually can protect the skin.. yes, I love makeup. (but I'm sure you already knew!!)
Hey Kelli, I like this post. I can't believe you are addicted to Days of Our Lives. My Grandma has watched that for and long as it has existed and has to tape it if she is going to miss it. My mom was addicted for awhile, but somehow was able to stop watching it. I remember some of the characters, but don't know if they still exist. (Bo, Billy, Hope, Stephano, Lucas, Sammy, etc) That toe thing is funny and kinda cool. Oh...and you should watch the movie Kung Pow if you like stupid movies. It takes the stupid movie prize!!
I won't comment on your toe(nails) if you won't comment on mine! Believe me, yours are beautiful! Have you considered taking swim lessons? (I don't have a swimsuit either)
Yes JILL! I remember! I just never knew that my toe nail got deformed to that extent! And Sarah, I do have concealer for just under my eyes, I just don't desire to wear it often. I do occasionally I just don't like the feel of makeup. And Lindsay, my mom still records Days of Our lives every day! I sadly all of those characters you named are still on it and they've been on the show forever! I'll have to keep Kung Pow in mind for the next time I rent a movie! And Karen, I haven't taken swimming lessons since I was 5 I think. I just don't really enjoy swimming that much and I was scared of the water when I was little so I just don't swim that much!
Hey guess what? I have a little secret for you, lean reeaaaal close so I can whisper in your ear. You're still a freak with weird toes. But mom and dad say I have to like you anyway, so there you go. :) heh heh see you tonight, you gaggingly cute little sister you!
Hey Kelli Bell - this is the first time I have looked your blog (to tell you the truth I can only see past the end of my nose and as you may recall the Fuzi tribe have noses that are not long but quite broad thus giving us our unique identity). I, amazingly enough can tell you that you have some of the same traits I have although my toes seem to be the same or at least I think so. I have not been able to see them for quite some time because all of the sweets that you don't like I in fact relish in my life of luxury and eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner, inbetween snacks and I even hide them in my night stand. Do you think I might have a problem? If you are answering this with anything but "Oh my, auntie Loretta, you slim, lithe, little beauty" then you are indeed in big trouble. But like you, I don't much like the feel of makeup as it feels like it is clogging the poors. I tell everyone that but the truth is probably that I am too stinking lazy to put it on. Funny way to be if your going into the cosmetology business, wouldn't you say? Anyway, I am in fact a totally white ashen beauty waiting to come out. Oh wait, I forgot the beauty part is still waiting to show itself. Anyway, honey, I love you!
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